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Aren't you bored to death with the stupid holidays?? I am...urghhhhh.....i dunno why everyone looks forwards to holidays. Hm. Maybe it is because they get to spend time with their families, have fun and just lighten up for once. But this so called lightening up.is making me moreeee lethargic each passing day. That is why I so LAZY to update, though my friends, relatives and blah blah blah asking me to UPDATE. So fine. You want an UPDATE on my suckish life, you got it. I am BORED TO DEATH. And PS, to all my sweet TDevils, I changed the name to DDgalz.IM me if you wanna know what it stands for kk? ILY you guys, hope to see you sooonnn hopefully, before Christmas, mun mun, my heart reaches out to you for the fact that you cannot go at all with us DDgalz ,or should I change it to DDgemz? Hmmmm.....interesting. Roop darling and Saj sweetheart, if you guys are reading this, plz help me decide yaaaa. Mich, I know you don't read my blog anyways, so nevermind larr...T.T...not like I update often also rite? Yayaya. I know.... I am lazzzyyyy oredi to update so is my suen suen. =) Rite suen? You also lazzzyyy like me ya?
Okay darlingzzzz, in tribute to the fact your so called beloved love counseller, cheh wah wah... =D beloved... hahaha! Okay yeah, continuing....... I am returning with a full front 2 tips if YOU are dating the wrong guy. :) Or...hm....if you lezzzz ah...then also....urm....can lor. Haha! No offence, dudez. Hee hee hee.....okay.......moving on..... =D

2 Tips if you are Dating the WRONG GUY. Cheh wah wah...:) I learn from experienceee.

1. Okay, when you are walking around with him, lets say shopping mall ah, complex ah....and all those crap places you and HIM like to walk around in ah. Make sure you jagajaga a little and NURSE your BF a little bit yaaaa. BFs like to be pampered but that also DEPENDS but if it is the OTHER way around, you are one LUCKY angel. Anyhow. If you suddenly walking around buying this and that this and that this and....okay I think you get the pic rite? So, if you so HAPPEN to pass by lar... and you seee....the ppl there with HUGE BAZOOKAS in their FRONT then your BF goggling at them...then.....aiyoooooyoooo. Dump him lar. After that he go for Pros.... =D and BTW thanks nan for the shortcut!!!! :)

2. Movingggg onnnn yaaa...okay if for example ya, you got your bDAY cumin up lar. Suddenly your BF starts to try and edge away from you. You wonder WHY? Okay I will TELL YOU WHY. Cheh wah. See? I now soooo perasan oredi. Mun!!!! You are the coz of this perasanness....hahaha. Joke only lar sweet. BECAUSE, he trying to say to you I DUN HAVE MONEY, stay away, or he feels GUILT, because it has been a YEAR when he met you and you are GOING older than him!!!! Seriously, guys are sensitive about their AGE and HEIGHT. hahaha. Dunno why leh? But i guess not much difference lar GUYS and GALS. Gals are sensitive about WEIGHT and LOOKS. hahaha. But isn't that what guys go for anyway?

tata, my sweets, but stay tuned for the poem i am creating a poem about our one so called FRIENDLY and extremely PERASANTED, CLASS loony, FAT BUM, Leland Chow BIG BUTT! =) I am sure all of you guyz out there are waiting to FIND OUT huh? Well........ you have to wait!!! See? I am evillll.... lolz