I can't believe how gullible I am to his charms, not XX, another GUY. Urgh, don't worry I am straight, not les yet. Lol! ^.^ I mean, forever also I won't les lar... Roopa, pleasseeeee, I am straight, and proud of it! :) Lol. So back to the topic at hand. Since I am a love counseller, or a so called one. lol. This would be my first say in this whole 'love' matter... Okay first, how to identify a crush or a spiralling tingling sizzling smoking hot Lov3?! Simple. Okay here is how you identify them, there are only two steps if it is a crush:
1. You very perasan and think the guy you like is dreaming of you when he talks to you. And you always infatuate over him/her. You are always thinking bout him/her. You have sudden tugs of love when you see him, and you start thinking of, believe me or not...the most appropriate action to this is to yell out "fuck!" Marriage and Sex! :D Impossible huh? But believe me...it is true.
2. You hallucinate unappropriately when the guy makes eye contact with you, you tend to hold your breathe when he/she is around. You laugh at his most stupidest jokes, and you tend to space out when talking to him/her, that is, if you ever manage to talk!!!! xD
Okay, next how to identify true love.
1. He/she tends to smile and crack jokes around you a lot and tends to shyly smile if he/she can't say anything. Tends to laugh at your most silliest jokes and sometimes tries to make skin contact with you (watch out gals!!!!! :D)! lol. Tends to hug you a lot. Okay the second one is going to shock you a lot.
2. True love can't be known. Your true love will spring at you when you least expect it. You won't expect it because it was so unexpected! Lol. :) So........true love can be in the form of friendship, not fried chicken!, hanging out with each other often or even, in the form of an invisible shadowy friend, that you didn't take notice! ;) That is why love is so interesting, yet heartbreaking at times. But you still like love...don't you? Lol! ;)
xoxo sweethearts! ;)
Till then, love good and happy Deepavali! :D
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